Buy some Waitrose daal

Unpack the daal and separate the sachets

Add the spices

Whack in some virgin, extra virgin or even oil with an extensive dating history

Fry that shit

Packet #2

Fry that shit #2 also stir

Packet #3

Fry that shit #3 also stir #2

Stir more

Spice up your life

Enjoy with microwaveable rice